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whorville:

Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit

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deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it

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jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

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Anonymous asked - "your blog sucks"

princess-amz:

you should see my life

gothfag:

madamemeancuisine:

First thought—where is their mother?Second thought—probably taking the picture.

That caption killed me

gothfag:

madamemeancuisine:

First thought—where is their mother?
Second thought—probably taking the picture.

That caption killed me

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