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whorville:

Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit

(via pizza)

(Source: ezrakoenigfanblog, via pizza)

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(via guccier)

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it

(Source: daenerystargayren, via guccier)

(Source: zrinkacvitesic, via lipsredasblood)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via pizza)

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(via guccier)

Anonymous asked - "your blog sucks"

princess-amz:

you should see my life

gothfag:

madamemeancuisine:

First thought—where is their mother?Second thought—probably taking the picture.

That caption killed me

gothfag:

madamemeancuisine:

First thought—where is their mother?
Second thought—probably taking the picture.

That caption killed me

(Source: queenrxtchet, via milkilla)

foxnewsofficial:

capnchase:

foxnewsofficial:

what the fuck are you doing to stop global warming right now

turning my ac all the way up too cool off the earth around my house

you’re just the man we’ve been looking for

(via pizza)